Samantha Marie. 21. Southern California.
Stick around for the jokes.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

cooolasssluusshhh:

Rihanna on CD vs. Rihanna live

LMFAOOO BRUHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂

E N O U G H

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

berrystumpytail:

dustytalesblogs:

berrystumpytail:

dustytalesblogs:

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

One fine day with a woof and a purr ~

A baby was born and it caused a little stir

No blue buzzard no three eyed frog

just a feline canine little catdog

catdog

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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seewayout:

You cheater

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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